She's Me. You're You. Let's Go Live.

If you were my girlfriend, I'd give you 47 kisses on the cheek every day but that's it so you'd be really sexually frustrated. But I'd make up for it by making you yummy food and writing you love poems. But that doesn't sound like a favorable relationship. So. Let me spice it up. If you were my girlfriend, I'd treat you like a princess, and ignore my straightness, and have a lot of sex with you.